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Marcus Flutie slept with just about every girl on the Eastern Seaboard except me. Though, he tried to get into my panties when I was a freshman but turned him down because I refuse to disempower myself just for a few clit twitches.
Megan McCafferty
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Megan McCafferty
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: January 1
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Megan Fitzmorris McCafferty
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Gone for a while Hoping, always, to return If you will let me
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I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.
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That's what all love comes down to, doesn't it? We help others only as much as they let us.
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