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I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.

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Megan McCafferty
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: January 1
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Megan Fitzmorris McCafferty
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Chicano
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Bumps
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Crisis
Feet

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