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I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.

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Megan McCafferty
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: January 1
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Megan Fitzmorris McCafferty
Crisis
Feet
Five
Chicano
Bump
Bumps
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