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No offense, but if you want to be with my niece, you should think about getting a haircut. My mother is very conservative.” “No offense taken,” John said mildly.

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Meg Cabot
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: February 1
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Bloomington
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Patricia Cabot
Jenny Carroll
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