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Do not chase boys. Chasing boys is bad. Chasing boys can lead to horrible things like mansions going up into flames, hand amputations, and blindness. So have some self respect and don't let things get too far before the wedding day.

Meg Cabot

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Meg Cabot
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: February 1
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Illustrator
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Bloomington
Indiana
Patricia Cabot
Jenny Carroll
Meggin Patricia Cabot
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Wedding
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Amputation
Boys
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Blindness
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