Quote

I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except my life really isn't all that funny if you think about it.

Meg Cabot

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Meg Cabot
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: February 1
Author
Illustrator
Novelist
Painter
Screenwriter
Writer
Bloomington
Indiana
Patricia Cabot
Jenny Carroll
Meggin Patricia Cabot
Meggin Cabot
Sometimes
Video
Really
Convinced
Sketches
Think
Series
Funniest
Thinking
Except
Minus
Life
Funny
Videos
Business
Dropping
America
Swear
Home
Pants

More quotes by Meg Cabot

Image
I can't even tell you how good it felt to see him. It felt even better when he reached through the metal grate, wrapped his fingers around the front of my shirt, dragged me forward, and kissed me through the bars. Sorry he said-only not looking to sorry, if you know what I mean.
Meg Cabot
Image
Oh my God. I thought I was going to have an aneurysm right there in line. Your hair smells really good? Your hair smells really good? Who did he think he was? James Bond? You don't tell someone their hair smells good. Not in a mall.
Meg Cabot
Image
What's a mediator you ask? Oh, a person who acts as a liason between the living and the dead. Hey, wait a minute...what're you doing with that strait jacket?-Suze Simon's imagination
Meg Cabot
Image
What did that mean? Where could it go? He was a death diety. I was a high school senior.
Meg Cabot
Image
When he smiled, something strange happened to my insides. It was like they turned to liquid.
Meg Cabot
Image
Meg Cabot is the best author ever
Meg Cabot
Image
That hurt querida, that really hurt
Meg Cabot
Image
You didn't, John said, stepping from the shadows as he clapped for me, even hit your head this time.
Meg Cabot
Image
There's nothing secret about it. Everyone knows that I am waiting for my real parents, the king and queen, to come restore me to my rightful throne.
Meg Cabot
Image
I've only been gone a week, I reminded him. Well, a week's a long time. It's seven days. Which is one hundred and sixty-eight hours. Which is ten thousand, eighty minutes. Which is six hundred thousand, for hundred seconds.
Meg Cabot
Image
For each book, I do end up making a kind of playlist to fit the characters.
Meg Cabot
Image
When something horrible happens, it's human nature to want to blame it on someone. We want someone to be held accountable, even though sometimes things just happen.
Meg Cabot
Image
In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).
Meg Cabot
Image
If you're writing a screenplay, you need to be prepared to let go: there's a good chance the words you write aren't going to be the ones that end up on screen.
Meg Cabot
Image
I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you.
Meg Cabot
Image
Did you see him? I know the photo was grainy, but he looks like one of those death metal goth heads, or whatever they’re called. All dressed in black with long hair I took umbrage at my mother describing my boyfriend this way. John was the Lord of the Underworld. How else was he supposed to dress?
Meg Cabot
Image
Foxy girls know that silence may be golden-but only for four seconds. Anything longer and you're heading for Awkward Avenue.
Meg Cabot
Image
I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.
Meg Cabot
Image
[...] even in the cruelest human being there can exist a flower of good. Maybe just the tiniest blossom, in need of water and sunlight, but a flower just the same.
Meg Cabot
Image
Mia, I'm not sorry. And I'll wait. Love, Michael.
Meg Cabot