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I look around for a conveniently loaded pistol.Sadly, there doesn't seem to be one available, so I have no choice but to answer the question. - Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

Meg Cabot

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Meg Cabot
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: February 1
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Illustrator
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Bloomington
Indiana
Patricia Cabot
Jenny Carroll
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Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for.
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I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?
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They just kept grinning at me from over the stupid sign, Dopey because he's too dumb to know any better, Doc because – well, I guess because he might have been glad to see me. Doc's weird that way. Sleepy, the oldest, just stood there, looking … well, sleepy.
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It's just that the times I'm wrong don't register in your memory with as much clarity as the times I'm right.
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Emerson:bite me Whitne:you wish
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Some people can seem perfect... everything about them can, on paper, be just right. Until you get to know them. Really know them. Then you find out, in the end, while they might be perfect to every one else, they just aren't right for you.
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You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.
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They say it’s always darkest until right before the dawn. I’ve worked on enough projects to know how true this saying really is.
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I have nothing against Sean Penn. I don't even mind that he ended up divorcing Madonna. I mean, I still like Shia LaBeouf even though he chose to star in Transformers, which turned out to be a movie about robots from space. That Talk. Which is just as bad as choosing to divorce Madonna, if you ask me
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Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?
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Do not chase boys. Chasing boys is bad. Chasing boys can lead to horrible things like mansions going up into flames, hand amputations, and blindness. So have some self respect and don't let things get too far before the wedding day.
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How to be the best that you can be
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But once I'd come up with it, I realized it really was the perfect plan. Instead of waiting for Maria to come to me, I was simply going to go to her and, well... Send her back to where she came. Or reduce her to a mound of quivering gelatinous goo. Whichever came first.
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When he smiled, something strange happened to my insides. It was like they turned to liquid.
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There’s no accountability anymore, Pierce, no one holds anyone accountable for what they do. It’s always someone else’s fault. Usually people just blame the victim.
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I felt as if the Milky Way, hovering above our heads like a celestial pitcher, had suddenly overturned, pouring suns and planets down my throat. Stars seemed to be shooting out of my finger and toes, the ends of my hair.
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Sleepy pulled the car to a stop in front of this paved entranceway, which was flanked on either side by these enormous palm trees, kind of like the Polynesian Resort at Disney World. In fact, the whole place had kind of a Disney feel to it. You know, really big, and kind of modern and fake.
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In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).
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It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.
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There was a DJ who stayed up for eleven days straight, the longest-recorded period of time anyone has ever gone without sleep, and he started playing nothing but Crosby, Stills and Nash, and that's how they knew it was time to call the ambulance.
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