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Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Maynard James Keenan

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Maynard James Keenan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 17
Composer
Guitarist
Musician
Record Producer
Singer
Ravenna
Ohio
James Herbert Keenan
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Actually
Funny
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We're just four guys and we are enjoying what we're doing with Tool.
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I believe that music is a force in itself. It is there and it needs an outlet, a medium. In a way, we are just the medium.
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You really should be able to feel the higher power of music and be moved by it, rather than listening to me waffle on and having to explain it.
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Jesus Christ, why dont you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment, remember: we are eternal all this pain is an illusion.
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I feel like with music there's so much ego rooted in expressing your thoughts and your experiences with it.
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I always knew that I wanted to be creative, that I wanted to create something
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I just hope that our fans are people who are inspired by music, and just use our music as a background or inspiration for whatever it is they do.
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I believe that when you go into a gallery or a museum, the most powerful pieces are the ones that don't have the words in the corner that distract you from the larger piece.
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But then it hasn't really been a focus of our government to make us an educated people.
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I think that every collective that you witness occurring on a stage, it's not about any one of the individuals. There's something that's happened that's kind of put all that stuff together into a much bigger result ... some alchemy.
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Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion between supposed lovers
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Life is too short not to create something with every breath we draw.
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I think the biggest problem working with me would be that I'm an only child, and so I have an internal dialogue that goes on that I just assume you can hear.
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A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor.
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I want to find a genie in a bottle that can grant me three wishes. I want to be able to speak, read, write, and understand any language ever written or spoken, just any language throughout the history of man. That would be one of my wishes from the genie, so I would have to put multilingual on the resume, should I ever find the genie.
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If the education of our kids comes from radio, television, newspapers - if that's where they get most of their knowledge from, and not from the schools, then the powers that be are definitely in charge, because they own all those outlets.
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Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused.
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Sure, I love fairy tales.
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Everything revolves around the music when it comes to Tool.
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