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Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

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Maynard James Keenan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 17
Composer
Guitarist
Musician
Record Producer
Singer
Ravenna
Ohio
James Herbert Keenan
Stand
Actually
Funny
Never

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