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Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Maynard James Keenan

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Maynard James Keenan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: April 17
Composer
Guitarist
Musician
Record Producer
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Ravenna
Ohio
James Herbert Keenan
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Everything revolves around the music when it comes to Tool.
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Finding beauty in the dissonance.
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Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused.
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Because as an only child, you have your own little world.
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