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Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed.

Max Brooks

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Max Brooks
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: May 22
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Maximillian Michael Brooks
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