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Max Brooks
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: May 22
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Since 2001, people have been scared. There's been some really scary stuff that's been happening - 9/11, Iraq, Afghanistan, Katrina, anthrax letters, D.C. sniper, global warming, global financial meltdown, bird flu, swine flu, SARS. I think people really feel like the system's breaking down.
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Can you ever “solve” poverty? Can you ever “solve” crime? Can you ever “solve” disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no.
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There's a word for that kind of lie. Hope.
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If you believe you can accomplish everything by cramming at the eleventh hour, by all means, don't lift a finger now. But you may think twice about beginning to build your ark once it has already started raining
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Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.
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There comes a point where emotions must give way to objective facts.
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Generation Z, they cleaned up their own mess.
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Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed.
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I wrote 'The Zombie Survival Guide' because I wanted to read it, and nobody else was writing it. All I've been doing with everything I've written is answering questions that I had.
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Sometimes you find your path, sometimes it finds you.
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But no matter what happens to the surviving humans, there will always be the walking dead.
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Zombies let us explore notions of the apocalypse - no water, food, medical care, the government imploding - while letting us sleep at night.
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After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.
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Before I'm a zombie nerd, before I'm a science-fiction nerd, I am a history nerd.
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With so much protection, wouldn't one be able to wander among the undead ranks, taunting them at will with no danger of repercussion?
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[...]you don’t have to be Sun freakin Tzu to know that real fighting isn’t about killing or even hurting the other guy, it’s about scaring him enough to call it a day.
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Zombies don't run. They don't dance. They don't say, More brains. There is no Thriller Night. Those are stereotypes that are perpetrated by Hollywood, which I think is very irresponsible because it can get you killed.
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I think Americans are at our best when we recover from a crisis. We've suffered some blows that other countries would have never recovered from.
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There comes a point when you have to realize that the sum of all your blood, sweat, and tears will ultimately amount to zero.
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They were viewed very much like castles, I suppose: as crumbling, obsolete relics, with no real modern function other than as tourist attractions. But when the skies darkened and the nation called, both reawoke to the meaning of their existence. One shielded our bodies, the other, our souls.
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