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After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.
Max Brooks
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Max Brooks
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: May 22
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Maximillian Michael Brooks
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They say great times make great men. I don't buy it. I saw a lot of weakness, a lot of filth. People who should have risen to the challenge and either couldn't or wouldn't. Greed, fear, stupidity and hate. I saw it before the war, I see it today. [...] I don't know if great times make great men, but I know they can kill them.
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