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After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

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Max Brooks
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: May 22
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Manhattan borough
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Maximillian Michael Brooks
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Fear is the most valuable commodity in the universe...Turn on the TV...What are you seeing? People selling their products? No. People selling the fear of you having to live without their products.
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They were viewed very much like castles, I suppose: as crumbling, obsolete relics, with no real modern function other than as tourist attractions. But when the skies darkened and the nation called, both reawoke to the meaning of their existence. One shielded our bodies, the other, our souls.
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Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.
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Zombies don't run. They don't dance. They don't say, More brains. There is no Thriller Night. Those are stereotypes that are perpetrated by Hollywood, which I think is very irresponsible because it can get you killed.
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I think Americans are at our best when we recover from a crisis. We've suffered some blows that other countries would have never recovered from.
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Whatever bro, tell it to the whales
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Generation Z, they cleaned up their own mess.
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Of all the weapons discussed in this book, nothing is more important than your primary firearm. Keep it cleaned, keep it oiled, keep it loaded, keep it close. With a cool head, steady hand, and plenty of ammunition, one human is more than a match for an army of zombies.
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Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.
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You can watch 'Dawn of the Dead' and still sleep at night. Try that with 'The Day After'.
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I remember I used to come up to my teacher crying because I couldn't read. She would say: 'You can do this. You just don't want to do this.
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Zombie books were going to be my passion projects, but certainly not pay the bills. I thought I was going to have to get a real job on a sitcom or something, and have my zombie books to remind myself I was still a writer at heart. I never thought I could actually pay my bills and write what I wanted.
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There comes a point when you have to realize that the sum of all your blood, sweat, and tears will ultimately amount to zero.
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I think the general anxiety of the 1960s - '70s spawned our interest in the living dead. When people worry about the end of their world, they need a safe vessel for all their fears. Zombies provide that vessel because they're 'safe.
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Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning.
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Sometimes you find your path, sometimes it finds you.
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Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.
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With so much protection, wouldn't one be able to wander among the undead ranks, taunting them at will with no danger of repercussion?
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