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. . . show the other side, the one that gets people out of bed the next morning, makes them scratch and scrape and fight for their lives because someone is telling them that they're going to be okay.

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Max Brooks
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: May 22
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I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.
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Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.
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Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature.
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Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist.
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That's the thing about zombies. They don't adapt and they don't think. Literally, you could have a zombie on one side of a chain link fence and you could be on the other side and they could be trying to get to you and six feet down could be an open door and they will not go through that door in the fence. That's why they're so scary.
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Sometimes you find your path, sometimes it finds you.
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[...]you don’t have to be Sun freakin Tzu to know that real fighting isn’t about killing or even hurting the other guy, it’s about scaring him enough to call it a day.
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You assume things, like whatever country has more firepower wins the wars, and that's actually not true at all.
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Since 2001, people have been scared. There's been some really scary stuff that's been happening - 9/11, Iraq, Afghanistan, Katrina, anthrax letters, D.C. sniper, global warming, global financial meltdown, bird flu, swine flu, SARS. I think people really feel like the system's breaking down.
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I wrote 'The Zombie Survival Guide' because I wanted to read it, and nobody else was writing it. All I've been doing with everything I've written is answering questions that I had.
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Zombie books were going to be my passion projects, but certainly not pay the bills. I thought I was going to have to get a real job on a sitcom or something, and have my zombie books to remind myself I was still a writer at heart. I never thought I could actually pay my bills and write what I wanted.
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Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.
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I don't know if great times make great men, but I know they can kill them.
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...because I'm sure that as soon as things really get back to normal, once our kids or grandkids grow up in a peaceful and comfortable world, they'll probably go right back to being as selfish and narrow-minded and generally shitty to one another as we were.
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