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Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper.

Maureen Johnson

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Maureen Johnson
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: February 16
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She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.
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I could envision it all to clearly: Stuart or Debbie finding the dented door off its hinges, lying in the snow. She came in, ravaged the boy, stole plastic bags, and ripped off the door in her escape, the police would say in the APB. Probably making her way to bust her parents out of jail.
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It was fine, I said stiffly. We played Mouse Trap. Is that what they're calling it these days? she asked, throwing me a terrible grin. I have to go give Rachel a quick bath. Feel free to make yourself some cocoa or whatever you like! She stopped short of adding ...future child-bride of my only son.
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Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.
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I could pretend, at least, and if I pretended long enough, maybe I could make it into a reality.
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