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Can I tell you something you really don't want to hear? He's going to break up with you. - Stuart

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Maureen Johnson
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: February 16
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
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Going
Something
Really
Stuart
Hear
Break

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