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Maureen Johnson
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: February 16
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Do you ever sing in the car? Generally not. But I am driving a police car. I think people would like a singing policeman. Makes life seem more like a musical. Like Foot-tastic. You can talk for a long time about nothing. I certainly can, you charming man!
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Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes.
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I'm done. I'm going to go to bed and read important books about theater. It would would be easier if you just said porn, Scarlett said. No idea what you're talking about. But knock first if you need me.
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Prefects. I had learned this one. Student council types, but with superpowers. They who must be obeyed.
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Fear can't hurt you, she said. When it washes over you, give it no power. It's a snake with no venom. Remember that. That knowledge can save you.
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Just then, my phone started ringing. The ring must have been damaged by the water as well, so now it had a high, keening note - kind of the sound I imagine a mermaid might make if you punched her in the face.
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She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf.
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When I worked in theater, I was always writing things on Post-it Notes and sticking them on screens or desks. Twitter has given me a way of continuing to post those notes, only a lot of other people see them, too.
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It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
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And if we get caught, I will claim I made you go. At gunpoint. I am American. People will assume I'm armed.
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English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
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I followed your footsteps, he said, in answer to the unspoken question. Snow makes it easy. I had been tracked, like a bear. Sorry to make you go to all that trouble, I said. I didn't have to go that far, really. You're about three streets over. You just kept going in loops. A really inept bear.
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