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I strained to remember where I was or even what I was wearing, touching my green corduroy jeans and staring at the exposed-brick wall. As my paranoia deepened, I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me.

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Maureen Dowd
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: January 14
Columnist
Journalist
Washington
District of Columbia
Maureen Brigid Dowd
Green
Bricks
Became
Jeans
Died
Touching
Wall
Exposed
Corduroy
Remember
Staring
Deepened
Even
Wearing
Strained
Convinced
Paranoia
Telling
Brick

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