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I can't tell you how irritating it is to be an atheist in a haunted house.

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Matthew Tobin Anderson
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: November 4
Novelist
Writer
Cambridge
Massachusetts
M.T. Anderson
Irritating
Haunted
Atheist
House
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