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I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.

Matthew Perry

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Matthew Perry
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: August 19
Actor
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Williamstown
Massachusetts
Matthew Langford Perry
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