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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
Matthew Perry
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Matthew Perry
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: August 19
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Williamstown
Massachusetts
Matthew Langford Perry
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I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
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So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?
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When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.
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I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.
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To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.
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If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.
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