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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
Matthew Perry
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Matthew Perry
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: August 19
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Williamstown
Massachusetts
Matthew Langford Perry
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I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.
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I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.
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