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In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!
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Matthew Perry
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: August 19
Actor
Film Actor
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Williamstown
Massachusetts
Matthew Langford Perry
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In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands.
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I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.
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