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They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they're crying they need to do one of the three and they're having trouble doing it. Real simple.

Matthew McConaughey

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Matthew McConaughey
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: November 4
Actor
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Uvalde
Texas
Matthew David McConaughey
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