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The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.

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Matt Taibbi
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: March 2
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Editorial Columnist
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Matthew C. Taibbi
Matthew Taibbi
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