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John Boehner is the ultimate Beltway hack, a man whose unmatched and self-serving skill at political survival has made him, after two decades in Washington, the hairy blue mold on the American congressional sandwich.

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Matt Taibbi
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: March 2
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