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I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'
Matt Roper
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Matt Roper
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: January 1
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County Palatine of Chester
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