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The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
Matt Groening
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Matt Groening
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Matthew Abram Groening
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I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.
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Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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