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The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
Matt Groening
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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
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I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
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This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America! Homer Simpson
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