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If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
Matt Groening
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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
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I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science-fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult.
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Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
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