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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
Matt Groening
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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
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I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.
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If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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I loved literary science fiction. In fact, as a kid, when I was reading science fiction, I thought 'I can't wait for the future when the special effects are good' to represent what was in these books by Arthur C. Clarke, Alfred Bester, Philip K. Dick, J.G. Ballard, Jack Vance.
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Did you hear something? No. Did I hear something? ...I don't know.
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If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
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The really great thing about having two TV shows going on at the same time is that I can go to one and say that I have to go and visit the other and then I can just go home and they don't know.
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. Homer Simpson
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