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I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.
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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
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I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.
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Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
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I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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