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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Matt Groening
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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.
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It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.
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One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.
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I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.
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I thought I was going to make crazy cartoons for the rest of my life. I didn't think I'd ever get paid for it, didn't think I drew well enough, but I knew it made me happy.
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The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa.
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
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The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
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Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
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Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
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Think beer drink beer.
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I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.
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People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.
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