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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Age: 55
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
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I have less to do with 'The Simpsons' every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it's just trying to keep the characters consistent and making sure the show has a soul.
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But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
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