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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.
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I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a call from Jim Brooks, who was developing 'The Tracey Ullman Show' for the brand-new Fox network. He wanted me to come in and pitch an idea for doing little cartoons on that show.
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
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My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, Oh, my God, I've arrived.
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I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. Homer Simpson
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Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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I thought I was going to make crazy cartoons for the rest of my life. I didn't think I'd ever get paid for it, didn't think I drew well enough, but I knew it made me happy.
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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. --Mr. Burns
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Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
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If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
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Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill
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