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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
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I have to say that The Simpsons comes from a huge number of great writers headed by Al Jean, the show-runner, and the work that they do is really fantastic. It's a blast just to sit around with them in the writers' room and listen to all the filthy jokes that will never get on the air.
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Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.
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This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America! Homer Simpson
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Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it.
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The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. --Mr. Burns
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I loved literary science fiction. In fact, as a kid, when I was reading science fiction, I thought 'I can't wait for the future when the special effects are good' to represent what was in these books by Arthur C. Clarke, Alfred Bester, Philip K. Dick, J.G. Ballard, Jack Vance.
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I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships and did comics like 'The Nine Types of Boyfriends,' 'Sixteen Ways to End a Relationship,' 'Twenty-Four Things Not to Say in Bed,' and other arbitrarily numbered lists.
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I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.
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How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
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I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
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Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
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