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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a call from Jim Brooks, who was developing 'The Tracey Ullman Show' for the brand-new Fox network. He wanted me to come in and pitch an idea for doing little cartoons on that show.
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I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
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I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?
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Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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With Futurama, I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our original plan was never to have Fry and Leela get together, we finally just said, You can only string the fans along so far.
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I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
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Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
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How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
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People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.
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With 'Futurama,' I was just worried that somebody would beat us to it it seemed so obvious that there should be an animated science fiction show set in the future. And one of the reasons why it's not, I learned, is that it's really, really difficult.
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
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I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. Homer Simpson
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
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My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, Oh, my God, I've arrived.
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But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. --Mr. Burns
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