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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.

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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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I have less to do with 'The Simpsons' every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it's just trying to keep the characters consistent and making sure the show has a soul.
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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Did you hear something? No. Did I hear something? ...I don't know.
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A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.
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When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.
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The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.
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When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer Simpson)
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I personally like the idea of newspapers. It's a good format. You can read it in whatever order you want. You can glance at it. There is something about a single screen and scrolling through pages that just doesn't have the same appeal.
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Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill
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