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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
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My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, Oh, my God, I've arrived.
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When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer Simpson)
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Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.
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I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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