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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
Matt Groening
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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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I thought I was going to make crazy cartoons for the rest of my life. I didn't think I'd ever get paid for it, didn't think I drew well enough, but I knew it made me happy.
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The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
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One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.
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Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
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My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.
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People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.
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The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa.
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The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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Nihilism in American comedy came along way before 'The Simpsons.' There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to 'Saturday Night Live,' for instance, back in the beginning, and a lot of really dark comedy had a really anti-sentimental take on life.
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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
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The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
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The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they're creating original stories that not only don't repeat what we've already done, they also don't repeat anything I've seen on television.
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If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
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Think beer drink beer.
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Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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