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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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With 'Futurama,' I was just worried that somebody would beat us to it it seemed so obvious that there should be an animated science fiction show set in the future. And one of the reasons why it's not, I learned, is that it's really, really difficult.
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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
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The really great thing about having two TV shows going on at the same time is that I can go to one and say that I have to go and visit the other and then I can just go home and they don't know.
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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. --Mr. Burns
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Think beer drink beer.
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Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
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We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.
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I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a call from Jim Brooks, who was developing 'The Tracey Ullman Show' for the brand-new Fox network. He wanted me to come in and pitch an idea for doing little cartoons on that show.
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Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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My father was a really sharp cartoonist and filmmaker. He used to tape-record the family surreptitiously, either while we were driving around or at dinner, and in 1963 he and I made up a story about a brother and a sister, Lisa and Matt, having an adventure out in the woods with animals.
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Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
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I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.
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Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
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I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'
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Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.
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The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
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'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.
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