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This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America! Homer Simpson

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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.
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When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.
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