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I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

Matt Groening

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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Portland
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Matthew Abram Groening
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