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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.
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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.
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When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer Simpson)
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Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships and did comics like 'The Nine Types of Boyfriends,' 'Sixteen Ways to End a Relationship,' 'Twenty-Four Things Not to Say in Bed,' and other arbitrarily numbered lists.
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I personally like the idea of newspapers. It's a good format. You can read it in whatever order you want. You can glance at it. There is something about a single screen and scrolling through pages that just doesn't have the same appeal.
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I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.
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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'
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I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.
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I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
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I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
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I may be biting off more than I can chew, but with 'The Simpsons' and with 'Futurama,' what I'm trying to do in the guise of light entertainment, if this is possible - is nudge people, jostle them a little, wake them up to some of the ways in which we're being manipulated and exploited.
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Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill
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Did you hear something? No. Did I hear something? ...I don't know.
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