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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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I personally like the idea of newspapers. It's a good format. You can read it in whatever order you want. You can glance at it. There is something about a single screen and scrolling through pages that just doesn't have the same appeal.
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I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium.
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Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.
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I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?
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If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
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The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
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I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
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Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
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I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
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We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.
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As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
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But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
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Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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