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We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.
Matt Groening
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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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I went through a phase where people would introduce me at parties as a cartoonist, and everybody felt sorry for me. 'Oh, Matt's a cartoonist.' Then people further feeling sorry for me would ask me to draw Garfield. Because I'm a cartoonist, draw Snoopy or Garfield or something.
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I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
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I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?
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You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
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I may be biting off more than I can chew, but with 'The Simpsons' and with 'Futurama,' what I'm trying to do in the guise of light entertainment, if this is possible - is nudge people, jostle them a little, wake them up to some of the ways in which we're being manipulated and exploited.
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
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Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
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