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We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.
Matt Groening
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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.
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Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
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I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
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My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.
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With Futurama, I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our original plan was never to have Fry and Leela get together, we finally just said, You can only string the fans along so far.
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I personally like the idea of newspapers. It's a good format. You can read it in whatever order you want. You can glance at it. There is something about a single screen and scrolling through pages that just doesn't have the same appeal.
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