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Don't have a cow, man.

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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Portland
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Matthew Abram Groening
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I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?
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My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
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I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a call from Jim Brooks, who was developing 'The Tracey Ullman Show' for the brand-new Fox network. He wanted me to come in and pitch an idea for doing little cartoons on that show.
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I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.
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We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get but in the staff we have experts on 'Star Trek,' 'Star Wars,' 'Doctor Who' and 'Dungeons and Dragons.'
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I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
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I've been deadline-driven for my whole grown-up life, and that hasn't gone away. It is nice to be able to reflect about the big picture, about what kind of stories you want to tell, and how to take advantage of success.
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I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships and did comics like 'The Nine Types of Boyfriends,' 'Sixteen Ways to End a Relationship,' 'Twenty-Four Things Not to Say in Bed,' and other arbitrarily numbered lists.
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'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane projects are amazing.
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A lot of American shows don't last for as long as 12 episodes. They get cut after one. But certainly one of the great things about The Office in particular was that there was a beginning, a middle and an end.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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Did you hear something? No. Did I hear something? ...I don't know.
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium.
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People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.
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Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
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When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer Simpson)
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