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Don't have a cow, man.

Matt Groening

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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Matthew Abram Groening
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I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. --Mr. Burns
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Homer no function beer well without.
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