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Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

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When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer Simpson)
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I loved literary science fiction. In fact, as a kid, when I was reading science fiction, I thought 'I can't wait for the future when the special effects are good' to represent what was in these books by Arthur C. Clarke, Alfred Bester, Philip K. Dick, J.G. Ballard, Jack Vance.
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One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.
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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a call from Jim Brooks, who was developing 'The Tracey Ullman Show' for the brand-new Fox network. He wanted me to come in and pitch an idea for doing little cartoons on that show.
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Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
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When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.
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'The Simpsons' obviously is a huge success, and Fox has nothing to do with its success, with its creative success, and as a result they don't really like the show. They don't like 'The Simpsons' at Fox.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships and did comics like 'The Nine Types of Boyfriends,' 'Sixteen Ways to End a Relationship,' 'Twenty-Four Things Not to Say in Bed,' and other arbitrarily numbered lists.
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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